Me, MYself and I: an essaY on the beloved narcissist

What do you do when you realise that the world actually looks up to chauvinistic racists??? Welcome to a Saturday afternoon in what people insist on calling a temple of knowledge. The narcissist stands in front of future leaders (atleast that's what he thinks!) and in full consciousness enlists his various criminal acts and his proteges applaud each sinful act. And in the corner sits the high priest of the temple, basking in the pride that comes with creating such a monster and out comes the occasional approving chuckle from the half wit. What's worse is that this brainless twit of an excuse for a human being will be responsible for the collective destinies of not one, but hundreds.... Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce with a heavy heart and dejected soul, Generation 'I'll applaud anyone who makes crass and inappropriate remarks' and their overlord Mr 'I am God's greatest creation and you better revere me especially when I refer to myself in the third person.'
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen to the end of your intelligence and the death of your soul. By the end of this day you'll learn that if you can parrot of some lines from some renowned author's book, the world will be convinced of your intellectual prowess and will listen to you with keen ears even if all that spews out of that mouth of yours are not so subtle hints of jealousy against your peers that you have allowed to fester for years upon years because they made a choice which prevented you from lording over them with your monetary greatness. By the way, the narcissist insists that money is of no relevance. Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, the narcissist will teach you the art of hypocrisy as well. Free of charge of course!! But coming back to the delightful jealousy, which can only be described as some sort of long and drawn out mid life crisis of the narcissist, he will also teach you how by ranting on and on about that jealousy like a petulant child, you can entertain and draw applause from a crowd of similar half wits.
Whoever thinks that education ensures character, integrity and all that other stuff, might just want to meet the narcissist first, unless you are a spawn, sibling or in any unfortunate way related to the narcissist, then you are well on your way to greatness and power....